{"product_id":"motherfirkers-10-oz-soy-wax-candle","title":"Motherfirkers 10 OZ Soy Wax Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho invited these guys?\u003c\/strong\u003e Douglas, Balsam, Silver, and good ol' Fraser have joined firry forces to create one seriously overqualified Christmas tree candle. We call them \u003cstrong\u003eMotherfirkers\u003c\/strong\u003e because \"another fir candle\" just didn't have quite the same ring to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever walked into a room during the holidays and thought, \u003cem\u003eYep, somebody went all in on the Christmas trees\u003c\/em\u003e, this is that feeling in fragrance form. \u003cstrong\u003eDouglas fir\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eFraser fir\u003c\/strong\u003e bring the crisp, unmistakable scent of freshly cut evergreens, while \u003cstrong\u003eSilver fir\u003c\/strong\u003e adds a cool, airy edge. \u003cstrong\u003eBalsam fir\u003c\/strong\u003e rounds things out with its deeper, greener character, giving the blend the kind of forest-floor richness that makes you want to track down a Christmas tree farm immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTogether, the four firs create a full-bodied \u003cstrong\u003eevergreen fragrance\u003c\/strong\u003e that is fresh, resinous, green, and unapologetically festive. There are no cinnamon sticks crashing the party. No vanilla trying to make things sweeter. No cranberry getting involved. Just four different kinds of fir showing up and absolutely owning the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMotherfirkers is our irreverent answer to the countless fir candles on the market. The joke is in the name, but the fragrance itself is anything but a joke. It's sophisticated enough for a modern interior, nostalgic enough to bring back the feeling of picking out the perfect tree, and fresh enough to keep burning long after the presents are opened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-poured in America using Poured New York's premium soy + coconut wax blend, our candles are vegan, phthalate-free, and designed for a clean-burning experience. As a \u003cstrong\u003eluxury candle\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003epremium home fragrance\u003c\/strong\u003e, Motherfirkers is made for Christmas traditionalists, evergreen obsessives, and anyone who thinks their holiday candle should have a little more personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes one fir just isn't enough. 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Douglas, Fraser, Silver, and Balsam fir come together to create a crisp, green, resinous evergreen fragrance that feels fresh from the tree farm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIS MOTHERFIRKERS A CHRISTMAS TREE CANDLE?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. It's our cheeky take on the classic Christmas tree candle, using four different fir varieties to create a fuller, more layered evergreen scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHY IS IT CALLED MOTHERFIRKERS?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause there are already approximately a million fir candles out there, and we wanted ours to have a little attitude. Motherfirkers is a playful nod to the word \"motherfuckers\" while still keeping the name rooted firmly in the fir.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIS MOTHERFIRKERS SWEET OR SPICY?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is a straight-up evergreen fragrance. There are no sugary, gourmand, cinnamon, or clove notes. The scent comes entirely from Douglas, Fraser, Silver, and Balsam fir.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT MAKES MOTHERFIRKERS DIFFERENT FROM OTHER FIR CANDLES?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost fir candles focus on one or two evergreen notes. Motherfirkers brings four different fir varieties together for a deeper, more dimensional Christmas tree fragrance. The result is classic, but with considerably more attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHO WOULD ENJOY MOTHERFIRKERS?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's made for anyone who loves the smell of fresh Christmas trees, forest fragrances, and classic holiday candles, especially people who prefer their home fragrance with a sense of humor. 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